Stories for slampieces

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Costume Confessions

I’m not proud of what I am about to say. I just want to precede this by the fact that my friends made me do this and I can’t help that I am genetically predisposed to be short. I am going to be Snooki for Halloween this year. I know, I should have warned you, and I know this is seriously offensive to anyone in Greek life. I just couldn’t resist trying to see what being a drunken GDI was like. Mind you, I know it will probably feel the same and being a sloshed sorostitutes, but that is beside the point.

I am staring at my costume right now. The glittery sunglasses are nearly blinding. The cheap polyester dress makes my skin cry. And don’t even get me started on the jewelry—never have I been so ashamed to wear a cross necklace (sorry, Jesus).

I just needed to blog out my feelings. I fully anticipate to not “get it in” or “smush” any respectable fratstar tonight. As a matter of fact I have taken a vow to go home alone.

I am asking you, my Greek brothers and sisters, those who are also going to experience this GuiDI, GDI, whatever the hell you want to call it thing this Halloween to keep each other in our thoughts. We may need all the help we can get... well actually we don’t need THAT much help, I mean we are still fratastic. So, stay safe, stay frat, and don’t compromise your dignity too much this holiday!!

Xoxo Tease


  1. Don't forget to wear some rhinestone-bedazzled shades!

  2. Made them last night!! Good thing I had plenty of crafting supplies from I-Week haha

  3. It's okay, we forgive you!
    Will you do a post on how to act as the labels you talked about back in August (the slampiece, the tease, the mom, the virgin, the alcoholic) and how to work it? I'm definitely one of them and I'm not sure how to work it to my advantage..