The essentials that every sorostitute needs in her closet

One of our loyal followers asked for a post about the essentials for every Sorostitutes closet, so here is a post for Holly on what is in the walk in of our Srat castle.


There are four main components of a Sorostitute's closet: weekday, formal, country club/date/home, and theme.


Weekday- This is your wardrobe for class, running errands and baking 

• Nike shorts, Frat Tee (stolen from a current or former fratdaddy), sorority tee from date party, rush or greek week, nikes matching your shorts, rainbow flip flops or letter flip flops 
• Sperry's, Jcrew oversized cardi, and designer jeans of choice (esp if you have an advising meeting)
• Black Yoga Pants, UGGs and a Northface for winter-don't forget the oversized sunglasses and white v-neck, coastie!

Formal

• For overnight fraternity formals- long, formal dress that no one has worn before and you can make sure that no one will have. Bring lots of matching lingerie and extra jewelery, as well as all your best lily dresses and matching lettered sweats for laying around post hookup/hangover
• A reader commented asking for new and fresh ideas for her fratdaddy's formal giftbasket (besides cooler, etc). How about matching koozies for the two of you? or matching gameday buttons? anything matchy is right up my alley, however any post-game hangover remedies are always appreciated 

Home/Country Club

• When in doubt, think of that poor, martyred pi phi rush chair who sent out that absolute BIBLE of an email to her chapter. (I won't link because if you haven't read it you are a GDI who hasn't had internet access in 18 months) 
• Tory flats, Jack Rogers, Sundresses in summer and cashmere in fall. Think Jcrew, Vinyard Vines, Polo tennis dresses, lacoste and Sperry's for the yacht (or all the time, right Southern Belle?)
• Family Time is NEVER wasted- Match your purse to Mommy Dearest and you are sure to get an extra allowance next month in the bank acct, wear the Yurman or Tiffany studs your Gram gave you for your birthday and expect another well-earned present for thanksgiving! 
• Sample- Home for a long weekend in Fall: 
• Friday- "traveling" outfit- belted oversized cashmere sweater, Tory flats and dark skinnys with an oversized longchamp. 
• Saturday at the hunting house waiting for daddy and fratdaddy- Patagonia, Jcrew cords, uggs and a matching VV headband
• Sunday brunch- lilly dress with shrug, Jack Rodgers flats (or sandals if you live below the Mason-Dixon)

Theme Party Wardrobe

• Theme parties are my absolute favorite. I would turn down the governors ball for a good theme party. ABC, toga, neon, The Letter _, anything except redneck/GDI themed parties and I am there. Over my years in the Srat, I have amassed a great collection of random costumes- and I suggest you and your girls start immediately.
• Neon American Apparel Leggings in at least 3 colors
• oversized vnecks and tights in matching colors
• Glitter
• Ties- not ugly rejects 
• Cute RLPolo patterened twin sheets in matching themes (toga) 
• Caution Tape (ABC)
• Old Prom Dresses and Formal Dresses
• Pirate hat, sailor hat, nurse hat, trucker hat, cowboy hat
• Do you know how to make a tshirt dress with an xxl tee?
• colored hair spray
• flesh colored leotard
• cat ears, devil horns, halo and wings
• boarding school/prep school/catholic school uniform 
• cute wedding-looking dress
• golf clothes 
• trashy club clothes (eurotrash)
• beret (tour de franzia)
• Ugly Christmas Sweater
• Any holiday themed Claire's headband, bows, etc

Here are the basics of a Sratty wardrobe, as compiled by Slampiece during a boring lecture. Comment with suggestions, things I missed, etc . 
xoxo