tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-82846874058774171712024-03-13T14:54:54.696-07:00Sorostitute StoriesSlampiecehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14244819440350355791noreply@blogger.comBlogger53125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8284687405877417171.post-58824006419189352642011-03-17T21:12:00.000-07:002011-04-12T17:58:30.427-07:00Avoiding the Awkward Slampiece<!--StartFragment--> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"> </span></span></span></o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;">So you did the unthinkable? You hooked up with a GDI, a good friend, or a random, and now you have to see him walking around and going to class (when you actually attend). How must a good tease avoid such interactions while maintaining her reputation on campus? </span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(204, 51, 204); font-family:verdana;font-size:small;"> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;">Unfortunately, I have drunkenly dabbled in GDIs more then once. I seem not only to lose my balance, my phone, and shoes when I drink, but I also lose my standards. As if having to live with your poor life decisions isn’t bad enough, now your sisters are going to find out. You may never live this down. Or it may fade into the makeout oblivion. Here are a few tips I have gathered from my awkward encounters:<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"> </span></span></span></o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;">·</span></span></span><span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"> </span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;">Consider changing your route to class if you run into him. It may seem silly but not having that awkward stare down is worth it.</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="text-indent:-.25in;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;">·</span></span></span><span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"> </span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;">Have a class together? Leave it to the head-nod/smile for the first couple weeks (if he initiates the head-nod of course) after the hookup. It will eventually fade into stranger status, which is good.<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="text-indent:-.25in;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;">·</span></span></span><span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"> </span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;">If you are with your sisters, in a group, or even with one other girl- make no recognition of his existence. <o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="text-indent:-.25in;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;">·</span></span></span><span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"> </span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;">At a bar or party, do not be tempted by the sweet confidence brought on by booze. This is dangerous territory because you may want to go up and say hi, or try to make out with him again. Chances are you do not want anyone to know you fell into the deep abyss which is repeating your mistakes, so try and distract yourself with your friends, making friends with the bartender, or an new man—all at arms length.<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="text-indent:-.25in;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;">·</span></span></span><span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"> </span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;">If you are friends with the guy, this is very simple. You just pretend nothing ever happened. Deny. Deny. Deny. <o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpLast" style="text-indent:-.25in;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;">·</span></span></span><span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"> </span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;">Sunglasses!! BIG BEAUTFUL SHADES= NO EYE CONTACT. Look good and keep your DIGNITY.<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"> </span></span></span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;">It’s nothing to be embarrassed about when you run into the awkward slampiece. As a matter of fact, as long as you pretend it doesn’t bother you, there is really no loss. Needless to say, the BEST way to avoid an awkward slampiece is to make good choices before anything can get awkward. But, who are we kidding, that’s never on the agenda ;)</span></span></span><o:p></o:p></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;color:#CC33CC;">xoxo</span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;color:#CC33CC;"><br /></span> <!--EndFragment-->Teasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12477534646357289731noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8284687405877417171.post-37093012039288556782011-03-03T21:11:00.000-08:002011-03-03T21:12:26.435-08:00<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAIib-xC5IQ&feature=related">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAIib-xC5IQ&feature=related</a><div><br /></div><div>DISCUSS!!! </div>Teasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12477534646357289731noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8284687405877417171.post-14368973374257414732011-02-14T20:37:00.000-08:002011-02-14T20:39:00.595-08:00Sisters are Supportive<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-KDvNCnuY9mM/TVoDEbtwd3I/AAAAAAAAACg/Hlr1CHj-YhQ/s1600/Picture%2B1.png"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 205px; height: 231px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-KDvNCnuY9mM/TVoDEbtwd3I/AAAAAAAAACg/Hlr1CHj-YhQ/s320/Picture%2B1.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5573770863518447474" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div>Because I wasn't going to admit it myself, so I let Mom do it for me.</div>Teasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12477534646357289731noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8284687405877417171.post-69244631965438980022011-02-14T17:52:00.000-08:002011-02-14T18:34:11.522-08:00Valentine's Day<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;"><b>I have mixed feelings about Valentine's Day. I mean, sure it's a Hallmark holiday characterized by cheap gifts and shizzz but it is a painful reminder that we sometimes forget about love. In a subculture filled with nothing but getting trashed, looking good, and sleeping around, I think we tend to forget about the romance... Okay I can't even take myself seriously when I say that. I did, however, find myself getting a little jealous at the girls who got flowers today, the girls with balloons and cards. All I really wanted was "happy valentine's day" text message. Completely free and totally thoughtful. And if he happened to send flowers I certainly wouldn't send them back. Or chocolates. Or diamonds. But what is it about February 14th that makes me want to get attention when I know that my latest bf/slammy/fratty/flavoroftheweek is into me regardless of the date?</b></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(153, 0, 0); "><b> </b></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(153, 0, 0); "><b> At the time of this post there are 3.5 hours left of vday. I will update as to if my feelings have changed. In the meantime, I hope y'all had a wonderful day being single or taken. </b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(153, 0, 0); "><b><br /></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(153, 0, 0); "><b>xoxo Tease</b></span></div>Teasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12477534646357289731noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8284687405877417171.post-14663181628632843502011-01-25T20:57:00.000-08:002011-01-25T20:58:23.511-08:00Home Stretch<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande'; color: rgb(204, 51, 204); "><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: rgb(171, 61, 190); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">So if you hadn't guessed it by now, I, Mom, am our post grad contributor. This is the reasoning behind why you see so few posts from me. I didn't get my ring by spring, have a full time 9-6 job (that I love), and am still trying to figure out what my fratdaddy is thinking.</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(171, 61, 190); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: rgb(171, 61, 190); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">I was asked to be part of the staff knowing I had plenty of stories stored up from my wonderful years in a sorority. I was a sweetheart of two different chapters. Dated guys from two others...and lets say set a pretty high standard in fraternity relations for girls after me. I also knew the importance of our chapter. I was elected into a small position my first chapter meeting as a freshman and continued to serve our chapter in a position (including 2 terms on E-board) until I graduated. Also was and continue to be an open ear. The girls on the staff, and those not on our staff, know that I will answer my phone at any time of the day because I know if they are calling something is wrong.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: rgb(171, 61, 190); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">So here I am to share some advice for our readers as many of you enter into your last semester of college:</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: rgb(171, 61, 190); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">1. Find a freshman to bond with. I still remember my senior mentor and aspired to bond with girl just like she had with me. This also keeps you strongly connected to the Chapter that made you who you are for a couple years longer.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: rgb(171, 61, 190); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">2. Bond with a chapter advisor. I know some of them may be super stuffy, but they've been where you will be in a couple months. They have the job, the husband, and dedication to a bond that is life long. Learn from her story of how she decided to give back and impact your life.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(171, 61, 190); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">3. Don’t miss an event with your Chapter. I know plenty of girls that wished they’d gone to more events, sisterhood and social. Don’t be the girl that regrets missing moments with her sisters.</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(171, 61, 190); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">4. Take as many pictures as possible to celebrate the memories. Those pictures make great additions to any post grad rooms. Or even better yet my little made me a coffee mug with a bunch of them on it so I take it to work with me every day smile thinking of the memories I have from the events of those pictures.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(171, 61, 190); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">5. Don't be afraid to "just be friends" with a fratdaddy. Some of the most fun nights I had in college were just hanging out with the guys at the bar and some sisters singing Karaoke. Though we all hope for that ring by spring lots of guys are scared of settling down that early so be their friend. He's gonna have girls throwing themselves at him so be there for him. One day he'll realize that the girl that he's telling everything to and makes him smile is the girl he needs (yes he does need us).</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#AB3DBE;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">6</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">. </span><span style="color: rgb(171, 61, 190); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Don't give up on that fratdaddy too soon. Sure he it might not look like he’ll give you that ring by spring, but you never know how 6 months of work can change him. You never know...one day he may surprise you and take you out to lunch for your birthday ;)</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(171, 61, 190); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: rgb(171, 61, 190); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">7. Do every thing! Don't take a second to think if you should be going out with the girls! You will never have the senior year moments again. (If you’ve put your study effort in any weeknight is acceptable to go out.)</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: rgb(171, 61, 190); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">8. Find the most fun formal dress!!! Remember that yes you’ll still have a need for hot little black dresses and practical cocktail dresses, but this is your senior formal live it up.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: rgb(171, 61, 190); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">9. Plan lots of final senior outings: group lunches, graduation/formal dress shopping parties, movie nights, and of course "the" senior bar crawl.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: rgb(171, 61, 190); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">10. And most of all its YOUR SENIOR YEAR!!! Do not let anyone let you think otherwise. These are the last months you have to make an impact and go out with a bang! Make sure your sisters know who you were and that Chapter was changed for the better because of you!</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: rgb(171, 61, 190); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Live it up girls!!!!</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: rgb(171, 61, 190); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">XOXO Mom</span></span></p></span>Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16279404761094179392noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8284687405877417171.post-24904334964877108492011-01-04T21:28:00.001-08:002011-01-04T21:37:45.051-08:00Post NYE<!--StartFragment--> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Calibri; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;">I suppose it is time for that after NYE post. And I suppose that you expect that it was a fabulous time of drunken debauchery illustrated by classy parties, chivalrous men, and fine liquor. Well, it wasn’t. As a matter of fact, my NYE was one hot mess. I guess the only place to start is from the beginning:</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Calibri; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;">I arrived at my destination (campus) around 3PM. Ho-mance and I went shopping for last minute outfits at the local mall. It was a madhouse and full of geeds, so we simply had to pick something quickly and get to the important destination- the liquor store. Seeing that she is underage, I sent little Ho-mance to pick up some mixers while I grabbed a bottle of Grey Goose (I mean it was a holiday we needed to be fancy) and 8 bottles of Andre (to negate all class that ensued with the vodka). Surely, it was going to be a rough night. <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 15px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;">We threw a fantastic dinner party with the boys and had a spectacular toast. It was time to move to the second party of the evening- the kegger. Nothing out of the ordinary happened besides drunken babble, flirting, party hats, those noisemaker things, beer pong, and pic taking. The third party was a block away and everyone was in the mood to count down the New Year. As girls scrambled around to find their midnight kiss, I sat in the corner with my personal bottle of champagne and guzzled while Ho-mance made out with my good friend. I wasn’t having the random make out tonight because I was being a pretentious bitch.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt; font-family:Calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:major-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:major-latin"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;">We moved back to the guys’ house and generally debauchery played out. As we made our way back home, I got a little sad that all my friends were out and about having sex with boyfriends/crushes/one-night-stands and I just wanted to put on my jammies and go to bed. I was spent. </span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt; font-family:Calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:major-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:major-latin"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;">I got a text around 2:36 AM from a guy from my past. And I caved. There is no explanation for why I did. We have been hooking up on and off for the past year and a half, and have sacrificed what used to be a great friendship for effortlessly hooking up. He is THAT exception to the rule. So he came over. He walked in and we quickly said hi as we bolted upstairs to my room. No other words were exchanged before we heavily started making out. Which was all that happened. Really hot, I know. As I faded into a slumber, he went home (apparently he had friends visiting from out of town and left them to be with me).</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt; font-family:Calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:major-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:major-latin"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;">Between the drunk and the sleeping I managed to take my clothes off to be comfortable. Around 6:30 AM Ho-mance stumbled into my unlocked apartment into my room from her walk of shame. She was “ready for our slumber party!!” I warned her of my nakedness and she passed out without any recognition of my no clothes state. At 9:30 AM I heard the “OH FUCKK WHERE AM I?” coming from my little sister. I told her to shutup and get me a tshirt (she grabbed the Derby Days). We headed to McDonalds to cure our massive headaches and nursed our hangovers all day watching the Bravo network. <o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt; font-family:Calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:major-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:major-latin"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 16px; "></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Calibri; "><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;">So there it was. Drunk, classless, messy, silly. Not necessarily the NYE I imagined, but nonetheless at least I did not blackout? I suppose I couldn't have expected much... after all, I AM a sorostitute. </span></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Calibri; "><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;">xoxo Tease</span></o:p></span></p><div><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Calibri; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); "><o:p><br /></o:p></span></div><p></p> <!--EndFragment-->Teasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12477534646357289731noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8284687405877417171.post-81109135997649668032011-01-04T20:01:00.000-08:002011-01-04T20:03:52.150-08:00Typical...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_PjEuLgoQfQ4/TSPtUQiixPI/AAAAAAAAACU/X-ZUgTLIbIE/s1600/Picture%2B1.png"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 206px; height: 236px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_PjEuLgoQfQ4/TSPtUQiixPI/AAAAAAAAACU/X-ZUgTLIbIE/s320/Picture%2B1.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5558547297398342898" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div>typical sorostitute convo about GDI cousins. </div>Teasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12477534646357289731noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8284687405877417171.post-25722889740494615502010-12-30T17:06:00.000-08:002010-12-30T17:10:19.608-08:00New Year's Eve<p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3333FF;">Seeing that it is the only day that it is appropriate to wear a full on sparkle outfit, New Year’s Eve is certainly a great night for any sorostitute. However, I have personally made some NYE mistakes that I certainly do NOT want anyone else to make. I mean, let’s be honest, give us a sequins mini dress, a bottle of bubbly, and night where makeouts and blowing those noisy things until you nearly pass out is socially acceptable and we have a disaster on our hands.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3333FF;">One year, I was so desperate to kiss with someone at midnight that I spent the whole night scoping the parties and bars I was at. I did not pay attention to my drink intake and as a result ending up not remembering the countdown!! I ended up being attacked with tongue by some random guy against my will. Ewww. Upon getting home, a friend of a friend couldn’t keep her shiz together so I became the hair holder while she prayed to the porcelain Jesus. Overall, it was a really and successful fun night on sorostitute terms ;)</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3333FF;"> </span></span></o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3333FF;">We must be mindful to not blackout this NYE. I am making a pledge to myself to keep it classy. Only one bottle of champagne must be consumed per girl. NO RANDOM MAKEOUTS. And it goes without saying</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">ABSOLUTELY NO GDI’S. NO DANCING, FLIRTING, KISSING. PERIOD. </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3333FF;">What are your NYE resolutions? What are your stories? Comment below!!</span></span></p> <!--EndFragment-->Teasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12477534646357289731noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8284687405877417171.post-45773677666078238372010-12-23T22:01:00.000-08:002010-12-24T11:18:52.121-08:00Gotta Love the Holidays<!--StartFragment--> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">So, with family Christmas parties right around the corner, we all must address the elephant in the room. Now, I normally don’t do such things seeing that I try to be genuinely nice to everyone (lies) and that I have more Christmas spirit than Slampiece herself (lies again), but, nonetheless, it needs to be taken care of. Yes, I am talking about the WORST part of the holidays— dealing with the GDI cousins.</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Let’s set the stage shall we? You walk in and ugly Christmas sweaters abound the room. Grandmother dearest is sipping scotch on the rocks in the corner chair, complaining about something per usual. You turn to the left and cousin Ashley is stuffing her face with spinach dip. Is she preggers again? Is she even married? Some fatty walks by completely unrecognizable. Must be cousin Scott’s newest knocked-up slampiece. Has anyone here heard of Plan B?!? Avoid creepy uncle avoid creepy uncle avoid oh heyyyy dip into the bathroom. </span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Okay, so you’ve escaped to the bathroom and your hair looks great. You know right when you walk out that wanna-be-queen-bee herself cousin Becky will ask you all about going Greek and not so casually mention how she is soooo excited to go to the same school as you next year. (She’s already been put on the “list.”) Overall, everyone is acting idiotically and you are neither tipsy enough nor patient enough to deal with it. You retreat to the corner and bbm.</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">You and I alike still don’t understand why grandma thinks they are so wonderful. “They” being the geed cousins. Regardless, I have a few pointers to ensure you keep your calm and class while dealing with those pesky cousins:</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"> </span></span></span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst" style="text-indent:-.25in;mso-pagination: none;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">1.</span></span></span><span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"> - </span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Don’t act like you’re better than them. It will just piss them off more. </span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="text-indent:-.25in;mso-pagination: none;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">2.</span></span></span><span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"> - </span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Try not to wear you absolute newest jewels and certainly nothing they envy. Look significantly better than them, but make it effortless.</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="text-indent:-.25in;mso-pagination: none;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">3.</span></span></span><span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"> - </span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">No need to talk about your sorority. They won’t understand and it just gives them more material to talk shiz about you behind your back. If the youngins want to rush, give them the general advice “be yourself” “</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="text-indent:-.25in;mso-pagination: none;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">4.</span></span></span><span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"> - </span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Only bring up your boyfriend/slampiece/fratslam/crush if they bring up the opposite sex first. You don’t want to sound like you’re a braggin liar when you pull out the “Oh, Preston is a fourth generation mogul living in his fraternity house this year. He has a 3.70, does community service on the reg, and gave me a Yurman bracelet for Christmas.” You see what I mean?</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpLast" style="text-indent:-.25in;mso-pagination: none;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">5.</span></span></span><span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"> - </span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">When all else fails, hit the booze hard.</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">I really don’t like Christmas time that much. The decorations give me anxiety because I hate knick-knacks and such. Not to mention too many temptations around sweet treats and tasty tid bits. But the cousins are frankly the worst. You and I can get through this. And if we can’t, there is always enough cognac to go around. </span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"> </span></span></span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Marry Christmas babies,</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"> </span></span></span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Xoxo Tease</span></span></span></p> <!--EndFragment-->Teasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12477534646357289731noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8284687405877417171.post-54307234438100056622010-12-23T15:00:00.000-08:002010-12-23T15:01:34.545-08:00Letters Today, Leaders Tomorrow.<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">Lot's of GDI's/haters on the internet lately (they don't have anything better to do I guess). </span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;"><br />
</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">They will say that you are just a cookie cutter ho who wears the same outfit as your 200 sisters. What they don't realize is you have fun. A LOT more fun than then will ever have in college or the real world. They don't get that you </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">know</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;"> it's college, that's why you are having fun now. Because lord knows in a few years you will be happily married with a great job, an even better husband and some cute kids. And they will be single, living off their parents and working for you. Know why? Here's why:</span></span></span></div><ul><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #274e13;">Over 800 campuses in the United States and Canada participate in </span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #274e13;">Greek</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #274e13;">Life.</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 15px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #274e13;">All but two US presidents since 1825 have been Greek</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 15px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #274e13;">All but two US VP's since 1825 have been Greek</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 15px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #274e13;">All of the Apollo 11 Astronauts were Greek</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #274e13;">85% of the Fortune 500 executives belong to a fraternity</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #274e13;">Graduation rates for Greeks- 70%. GDI's- 50%</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #274e13;">1 st Female Senator was Greek </span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #274e13;">1 st Female Astronaut was Greek </span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #274e13;">The Greek system is the largest network of volunteers in the US, with members donating over 10 million hours of volunteer service each year </span></span></li>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: helvetica, arial; line-height: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #274e13;"></span></span></span></span><br />
<div style="font-weight: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #274e13;">AND YET...</span></span></span></div><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #274e13;">only 2% of the US population is Greek. </span></span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">So, while we have </span><a href="http://totalfratmove.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">TFM</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">, they have </span><a href="http://totalgdimove.org/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">TGDIM</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;"> and </span><a href="http://totalcommunitycollegemove.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">TCCM</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">.</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #38761d;">We have hundreds of "sisters" and "brothers" who will be our best friends for life. They have the their chemlab partner and fr year dorm mate. Going Greek is not for everyone, obvi, but if you know what's good for you and your future, you made it into a set of letters and you made it to this site. </span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #38761d;"><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #38761d;">I wear nike shorts and take addy like a champ, I'll be the first to tweet about it. But I also get good grades and will go to graduate school. </span></span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #38761d;">My sisters spend just as much time planning recruitment as studying for their tests (ok, more). We have Honors students, Engineers, Chemistry, Physics, English, Political Science, History, Education, Communications and Business Students. We have studied in many different countries. We have almost 100% involvement in other activities. We play intramural and club sports, we do ROTC, we have jobs. We joined a lifelong bond and stuck with it. </span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">If you're greek, raise your hand. If you're not....raise your standards.</span></span></span></span><br />
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</span></span>Slampiecehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14244819440350355791noreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8284687405877417171.post-37749995122760762382010-12-22T14:20:00.000-08:002010-12-22T14:21:57.554-08:00Baking 102: Christmas Edition<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">So, I’ve been baking all day today. What else is there to do besides bake and shop for xmas presents at this point? I have a mani, pedi, and my shopping is done so I decided to spend over $100 buying baking stuff and set to work. I tweeted about it all day, and decided to share my favorites with you! MERRY CHRISTMAS</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Slampiece’s “Hey, Sugar” Cookies<o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 21.0pt; margin-bottom: 7.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Ingredients:<o:p></o:p></span></u></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 21.0pt; margin-left: .5in; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; mso-pagination: none; mso-text-indent-alt: -.5in; tab-stops: 11.0pt .5in; text-autospace: none; text-indent: -.5in;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">2 cups all-purpose flour<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 21.0pt; margin-left: .5in; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; mso-pagination: none; mso-text-indent-alt: -.5in; tab-stops: 11.0pt .5in; text-autospace: none; text-indent: -.5in;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">3/4 teaspoon baking powder<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 21.0pt; margin-left: .5in; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; mso-pagination: none; mso-text-indent-alt: -.5in; tab-stops: 11.0pt .5in; text-autospace: none; text-indent: -.5in;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">1/4 teaspoon salt<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 21.0pt; margin-left: .5in; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; mso-pagination: none; mso-text-indent-alt: -.5in; tab-stops: 11.0pt .5in; text-autospace: none; text-indent: -.5in;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">1 cup unsalted butter, softened<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 21.0pt; margin-left: .5in; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; mso-pagination: none; mso-text-indent-alt: -.5in; tab-stops: 11.0pt .5in; text-autospace: none; text-indent: -.5in;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">1 cup sugar<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 21.0pt; margin-left: .5in; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; mso-pagination: none; mso-text-indent-alt: -.5in; tab-stops: 11.0pt .5in; text-autospace: none; text-indent: -.5in;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">1 egg, beaten<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 21.0pt; margin-left: .5in; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; mso-pagination: none; mso-text-indent-alt: -.5in; tab-stops: 11.0pt .5in; text-autospace: none; text-indent: -.5in;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">1 tablespoon milk<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 21.0pt; margin-left: .5in; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; mso-pagination: none; mso-text-indent-alt: -.5in; tab-stops: 11.0pt .5in; text-autospace: none; text-indent: -.5in;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Powdered sugar, for rolling out dough<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 21.0pt; margin-bottom: 7.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Directions:<o:p></o:p></span></u></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 21.0pt; margin-bottom: 7.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Preheat oven to 375 Degrees (farenheight, we live in America)<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 21.0pt; margin-bottom: 9.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Sift together flour, baking powder, and salt. Set aside.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 21.0pt; margin-bottom: 9.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Place butter and sugar in large bowl and mix for about a minute. I usually do it for an entire Katy Perry song, whatever works.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 21.0pt; margin-bottom: 9.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Add egg and milk and beat to combine. Put mixer on low speed, gradually add flour, and beat until mixture pulls away from the side of the bowl. <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 21.0pt; margin-bottom: 9.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Divide the dough in half, wrap in waxed paper, and refrigerate for 2 hours.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 21.0pt; margin-bottom: 9.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">After 2 hours, take out and roll out to ¼ in thick, then use cookie cutters and go CRAZY!<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 21.0pt; margin-bottom: 9.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Slampiece’s Mother’s Royal Icing recipe <o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 21.0pt; margin-bottom: 9.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Ingredients:<o:p></o:p></span></u></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 21.0pt; margin-bottom: 9.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Every color of food coloring you can find<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 21.0pt; margin-bottom: 9.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">3 egg whites <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 21.0pt; margin-bottom: 9.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">1 teaspoon vanilla extract (real thing, honey, no imitations)<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 21.0pt; margin-bottom: 9.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">4 cups of Confectioner’s/Powdered sugar<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 21.0pt; margin-bottom: 9.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Directions:<o:p></o:p></span></u></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 21.0pt; margin-bottom: 9.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Combine eggs and vanilla until frothy, and then slowly add confectioners sugar using a mixer on low speed. Mix on high for like 5 minutes (2 katy perry songs) until glossy. Separate and add desired coloring! TA DA.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 21.0pt; margin-bottom: 9.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Did some loser give you Starbucks VIA for xmas? <o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 21.0pt; margin-bottom: 9.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Make Slampiece’s Coffee Spice Cookies! Perfectly paired with cinnamon scones and a hangover!<o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 21.0pt; margin-bottom: 9.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Ingredients:<o:p></o:p></span></u></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 15.0pt; margin-left: .5in; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; mso-pagination: none; mso-text-indent-alt: -.5in; tab-stops: 0in 11.0pt; text-autospace: none; text-indent: -.5in;"><span style="color: #262623;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">2 teaspoons Starbucks VIA (1 package) <o:p></o:p></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 15.0pt; margin-left: .5in; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; mso-pagination: none; mso-text-indent-alt: -.5in; tab-stops: 0in 11.0pt; text-autospace: none; text-indent: -.5in;"><span style="color: #262623;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">1 teaspoon hot water<o:p></o:p></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 15.0pt; margin-left: .5in; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; mso-pagination: none; mso-text-indent-alt: -.5in; tab-stops: 0in 11.0pt; text-autospace: none; text-indent: -.5in;"><span style="color: #262623;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">1/2 cup Butter Shortening<o:p></o:p></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 15.0pt; margin-left: .5in; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; mso-pagination: none; mso-text-indent-alt: -.5in; tab-stops: 0in 11.0pt; text-autospace: none; text-indent: -.5in;"><span style="color: #262623;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">3/4 cup firmly packed brown sugar<o:p></o:p></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 15.0pt; margin-left: .5in; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; mso-pagination: none; mso-text-indent-alt: -.5in; tab-stops: 0in 11.0pt; text-autospace: none; text-indent: -.5in;"><span style="color: #262623;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">1 large egg<o:p></o:p></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 15.0pt; margin-left: .5in; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; mso-pagination: none; mso-text-indent-alt: -.5in; tab-stops: 0in 11.0pt; text-autospace: none; text-indent: -.5in;"><span style="color: #262623;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract<o:p></o:p></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 15.0pt; margin-left: .5in; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; mso-pagination: none; mso-text-indent-alt: -.5in; tab-stops: 0in 11.0pt; text-autospace: none; text-indent: -.5in;"><span style="color: #262623;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">1 1/2 cups Flour<o:p></o:p></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 15.0pt; margin-left: .5in; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; mso-pagination: none; mso-text-indent-alt: -.5in; tab-stops: 0in 11.0pt; text-autospace: none; text-indent: -.5in;"><span style="color: #262623;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">1 teaspoon baking powder<o:p></o:p></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 15.0pt; margin-left: .5in; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; mso-pagination: none; mso-text-indent-alt: -.5in; tab-stops: 0in 11.0pt; text-autospace: none; text-indent: -.5in;"><span style="color: #262623;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">1 teaspoon ground cinnamon<o:p></o:p></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 15.0pt; margin-left: .5in; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; mso-pagination: none; mso-text-indent-alt: -.5in; tab-stops: 0in 11.0pt; text-autospace: none; text-indent: -.5in;"><span style="color: #262623;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg<o:p></o:p></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 15.0pt; margin-left: .5in; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; mso-pagination: none; mso-text-indent-alt: -.5in; tab-stops: 0in 11.0pt; text-autospace: none; text-indent: -.5in;"><span style="color: #262623;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">1/4 teaspoon salt<o:p></o:p></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 15.0pt; margin-left: .5in; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; mso-pagination: none; mso-text-indent-alt: -.5in; tab-stops: 0in 11.0pt; text-autospace: none; text-indent: -.5in;"><span style="color: #262623;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">1/3 cup chocolate decorator bits<o:p></o:p></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 15.0pt; margin-left: .5in; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; mso-pagination: none; mso-text-indent-alt: -.5in; tab-stops: 0in 11.0pt; text-autospace: none; text-indent: -.5in;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 15.0pt; margin-left: .5in; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; mso-pagination: none; mso-text-indent-alt: -.5in; tab-stops: 0in 11.0pt; text-autospace: none; text-indent: -.5in;"><span style="color: #262623;"><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Directions: <o:p></o:p></span></u></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 15.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: 0in 11.0pt; text-autospace: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 15.0pt; margin-left: .5in; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; mso-pagination: none; mso-text-indent-alt: -.5in; tab-stops: 0in 11.0pt; text-autospace: none; text-indent: -.5in;"><span style="color: #262623;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Heat oven to 375.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 15.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: 11.0pt .5in; text-autospace: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 15.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: 11.0pt .5in; text-autospace: none;"><span style="color: #262623;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"> Dissolve Instant coffee in hot water. It’s going to look like a weird brown mess. Beat shortening, brown sugar, egg, vanilla and coffee mixture in large bowl with electric mixer until light and fluffy. Mix in flour, baking powder, cinnamon, nutmeg and salt.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 15.0pt; margin-left: .5in; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo2; mso-pagination: none; mso-text-indent-alt: -.5in; tab-stops: 11.0pt .5in; text-autospace: none; text-indent: -.5in;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 15.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: 11.0pt .5in; text-autospace: none;"><span style="color: #262623;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Divide dough into two equal parts. Shape each half into a roll 7-inches long x 1 1/2-inches in diameter. Roll in chocolate decorator bits, pressing lightly. Wrap tightly. Refrigerate at least 2 hours.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 15.0pt; margin-left: .5in; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo2; mso-pagination: none; mso-text-indent-alt: -.5in; tab-stops: 11.0pt .5in; text-autospace: none; text-indent: -.5in;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 15.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: 11.0pt .5in; text-autospace: none;"><span style="color: #262623;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Cut rolls into 1/4-inch slices. Place slices 1-inch apart on ungreased baking sheet. <o:p></o:p></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 15.0pt; margin-left: .5in; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo2; mso-pagination: none; mso-text-indent-alt: -.5in; tab-stops: 11.0pt .5in; text-autospace: none; text-indent: -.5in;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 21.0pt; margin-bottom: 9.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="color: #262623;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Bake 6 to 8 minutes or until set. Cool on rack.</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Have a great holiday, Sorostitutes! I'll try to make myself or another sissy post something before Christmas since we are all on break being hoodlums</span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"><br />
</span> </b></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">xxox slammy</span></b></div>Slampiecehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14244819440350355791noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8284687405877417171.post-52868411816146016782010-12-16T11:14:00.000-08:002010-12-16T11:14:04.700-08:00Boots, Boys and Baking- Your questions (finally) answered!<!--StartFragment--> <br />
<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: TrebuchetMS; font-size: 15.0pt;">We have all pretty much agreed over here at Sorostitute Stories that we are not going to do a bedroom post. Sorry ladies, but when I joined the chapter and went greek we didn’t have TFM or Sorostitute Stories to tell us what to do. My freshman year I was a mess trying to figure out who I was going to be in college. I can’t tell you how to please your Fratdaddy in the bedroom. I COULD, but I wont. It’s tacky. Relationships take work and are all different and special and blah blah blah. Basically, I’d tell you what to do and you’d do it and he’d freak out and then you all would post negative things. And the GDI’s would get on here and post about how we are all terrible people who are sluts, etc etc.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: TrebuchetMS; font-size: 15.0pt;">HOWEVER since I’m done with finals I think its HIGH TIME someone answered some of your more normal questions!<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: TrebuchetMS; font-size: 15.0pt;">Q: I have a question that only older, more experience sorostitutes could answer. Is it ever acceptable to date a GDI? We are not talking a cargo wearing, tattoo sporting, Obama voting GDI. We are talking a wealthy, private school educated, Ralph Lauren wearing, Republican GDI. He's studying architecture and has applied for a job at my dad's firm. The only reason he's a GDI is because he's quiet and didn't want to have to deal with the social aspect of being a fratstar. I am thinking it's OK because he's successful and rich; plus my father approves. I am just concerned that all of my fellow sratty ladies will disown me or something. Opinions?<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: .5in;"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: TrebuchetMS; font-size: 15.0pt;">A: Depends on where you live, your age, etc. I don’t think I could ever marry a GDI, only because I just don’t think we would ever really understand each other. He would never understand that I spent college with puffpaint, natty, addy and letters while he was studying and….doing whatever it is that GDI’s do? And if you are a reader of this site, you are probably EXTREMELY sratty. You already use the term GDI’s, won’t that get old and hurt his feelings? If you live in the south and/or all your friends and family were/are greek, they might never accept him or agree with your choice. BUT do you really want to let them dictate everything you do for the rest of your life? If you are out of college and live somewhere where being greek is not a big deal starting the day after you graduate, why wouldn’t you go for it? I would never tell someone not to date the Ralph Lauren wearing, republican, quiet rich guy. But, the fact that you HAVE to ask tells me you aren’t in to him enough in the first place!<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: TrebuchetMS; font-size: 15.0pt;">Q: i really like baking for my boy but i'm a lil worried about mine getting fat is that bad?<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: .5in;"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: TrebuchetMS; font-size: 15.0pt;">A: Caring about your health and appearance is never bad. I love baking, but my fratdaddy would never tolerate a fatty and neither would I. I love to bake and we both love to eat, so I worry sometimes about his waist… the best way to combat this is by going on ‘dates’ to the gym together! Some sratstars will tell you to use fat free butter spread or skim milk in your baked goods. THEY ARE WRONG. Using substandard ingredients make your baked goods terrible, the trick is to bake for your man and work it off! OR, have him share with his brother’s…then you win their hearts, too ;)<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: TrebuchetMS; font-size: 15.0pt;">WHAT’S WITH ALL THE ARCHITECT COMMENTS?!:<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: TrebuchetMS; font-size: 15.0pt;">Q:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I'm studying to be an architect, which in short terms, makes having a social life near-impossible. The workload is so incredible that I cant attend socials or do anything leisurely late at night. (unless its saturday but there are no socials on weekends) Because of this, I havent met any guys out of my 1.5 years in college. I'm not really interested in a MRS, but I at least want to get to know some fraternity gentlemen so that I dont have to skip out of formal/semi-formal/date functions because I dont know anyone. Bottom line, is it possible to meet guys without having to go out late at night? It seems like the only way to meet people is to go out at night, but there has to be some other ways. Sorry for such a lengthy post, but I feel like you're really knowledgeable about these things! Thanks a ton and love the posts!<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: .5in;"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: TrebuchetMS; font-size: 15.0pt;">A: I know most of you think that we are all elementary ed majors and comm students who don’t have anything better to do than post on our blog, but as you can see from the lack of posts, this isn’t true. We have more than one science major, pre-med, pre-law, history, English, etc. We have homework, and papers, and tests to do. As much as I love to craft and drink and bake, I have to make choices. Usually good ones. If you can spare even ONE night out a week, do it wisely. One of the smartest girls I know is one of the most fun. Do you homework. Wake up early if you must, wake up at 7am, do your homework during your breaks (even though you’d rather be napping). Trade Saturday night for Thursday so you can<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>go to your social. It doesn’t matter what day you go out, if you wanna meet fratties or go to the best parties, pick and choose your battles, you can do it </span><span style="color: #333333; font-family: Wingdings; font-size: 15.0pt; mso-char-type: symbol; mso-symbol-font-family: Wingdings;"><span style="mso-char-type: symbol; mso-symbol-font-family: Wingdings;">J</span></span><span style="color: #333333; font-family: TrebuchetMS; font-size: 15.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: TrebuchetMS; font-size: 15.0pt;">Q: Also I would love a small mention in a post about what being "lavaliered" as opposed to being "pinned" means. I know it means different things, obvi, but no one's been able to explain to me what exactly those differences are. And also as a girl who is going to be lavaliered soon, hopefully, do you wear them along with your sorority lavalier? Or do you replace it with his lavalier? Thanks! Axoxo<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: .5in;"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: TrebuchetMS; font-size: 15.0pt;">A: To be lavaliered is to indicate that you two are in a serious, committed relationship. This goes back to the days before it was “fb offish”… you are offish together, but you are not just a girlfriend. Usually/hopefully this leads to being engaged and then, in most sororities, you get a candle passing ceremony! You def wear your lavalier AND his together, and the difference between pinning and lavaliering is slight. You don’t have to be lavaliered, then pinned, then engaged but that’s how they used to do it. Lavaliered is committing to a serious relationship, pinning is saying to that girl that they are AS IMPORTANT AS HIS FRATERNITY. It is the step before engagement and it’s a BIG DEAL. Lavaliering, then pinning, then the Tiffany. Got it?<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: TrebuchetMS; font-size: 15.0pt;">Q: I was just reading this while online shopping on Vineyard Vines and was wondering what your opinion was on the new VV tote, still acceptable in winter or no?<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: .5in;"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: TrebuchetMS; font-size: 15.0pt;">A: I like a longchamp in the winter but VV is great if it matches!<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: .5in;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: TrebuchetMS; font-size: 15.0pt;">Q:blackberry or driod??<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: TrebuchetMS; font-size: 15.0pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>A: I am not CNET or Consumer Reports or the guy at Sprint or my daddy, but I have a BBcurve and I adore BBMing with Tease.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 18.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: TrebuchetMS; font-size: 15.0pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: TrebuchetMS; font-size: 15.0pt;">Q: Also, what would you say the srattiest brands of cowboy boots are? Never having bought cowboy boots before, I feel like I have an idea of the style and look like I want, but I want to make the sure the brand is right too.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: TrebuchetMS; font-size: 15.0pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>A: you can never go wrong with Frye boots to be safe. Look for western stores that make their own boots or go to boutiques and find a vintage pair. DO NOT go to macy’s or a chain store, southern belle will be able to tell from a block away that you are a fake, just like your boots.<o:p></o:p></span></div><!--EndFragment-->Slampiecehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14244819440350355791noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8284687405877417171.post-6347720179234749742010-12-16T09:29:00.000-08:002010-12-16T09:42:58.240-08:00“I’ve been dating since I was 14, I’m exhausted, WHERE IS HE!?”<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: .5in;">…. Probably right under your nose. Or right around the law library stacks.</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: .5in;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: .5in;">I always believed in fairytale, princess, and love-at-first-sight. For most of college I was under the impression that if I didn’t walk into the frat party and see someone new and immediately fall in love that it wasn’t going to happen. I am the opposite of Tease, someone who slowly starts to like someone, all the while playing her hilarious (and effective) game. No, I tend to decide within minutes that I will date this SigChi, KA, DX, etc. Not to be uppity, but generally that’s what happened, too. They have gotten me in the strangest ways, too. A bonfide alchy offering a night in with my favorite movie started an interesting summer, wearing the same lacoste polo to a homecoming party started my 2-year-long “Mr. Big” saga, and there are quite a few drunken makeouts at tailgating that turned into boyfriends. All of whom I claimed love at first sight. </div><div class="MsoNormal"> Here we are, at senior year, right before the end of fall semester, and the reason you never got a 2<sup>nd</sup> ring by spring post (YET! WAIT FOR IT) is because I threw <i>yet another</i> fish back into the sea. I was really reaching this time, and only I failed to see it. When we broke up, my fellow bloggers at Sorostitute Stories said "Um, yeah we knew it wasn't going to work out, but we were going to let you figure it out." thanks guys. But they were right, I had let my judgement be clouded by my romanticism and my quest for the Tiffany's classic setting.<br />
So, for the umpteenth time over my time as a Sorostitute, I find myself feeling that if we have drank together at an ever changing cast of bars for the past 4 years, if I can name all your hookups this semester as well as your past positions held, or if we have sat in lectures (or skipped) for all of college, I can’t date you. It has to be that love-at-first-sight butterflies. And being a senior (I have to stop admitting my age, woof), that pretty much leaves Freshman, Sophomores and… GDI’s? None of these are acceptable, I never date “down” in age or rank and I haven’t dated a GDI since High School. I relegated myself to Law students and single-town until graduation, and slightly ok with it, at least in front of my sisters.</div><div class="MsoNormal"> Fast Forward a couple of weeks, finals, and a friend from home’s brother starts talking to me via the FB. I usually never let myself talk to boys online as it tends to lead to problems. <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">(one huge exception is the boys at <a href="http://statusbro.com/">StatusBro</a> and <a href="http://412.laxallstars.com/">412_Lax</a> ...because I am waiting for the first to fly to *our city* and propose)</span> But he wasn’t ‘a boy’, he was a family friend! Plus, older brother’s have only existed in my mind before now as ways to annoy your friends. “Can’t wait to marry your brother and be a smith! What a hottie”, etc. We had met when I was in seventh grade when we both had braces and before I discovered pearl studs! This was never love at first sight. He asked me on a date over Winter Break and I accepted, expecting not to hear from him until then.</div><div class="MsoNormal"> Literally days later, a twitter post about an opportunity for next year I am considering (never graduate, ladies) led to an alumni of my high school AND college offering to get drinks and talk about it, as long as I go on a date with him. (Disclaimer: alum of ‘09, not ’79) Then there is A, the boy whom I have everything and nothing in common with that likes to make me brunch, whom somehow hid from me for the entirety of college. Suddenly I had more than one suitor. None of them were begging me to be Mrs. Fratstar, but still. I realized that it doesn’t have to be love at first sight, and it doesn’t have to be a relationship right away, if ever. The ring won’t come by spring if you force it, and especially if you overlook those fratties you think you could never marry. Look behind the stacks in the law library, talk to the poor newly-initiated fratty behind the bar at the exchange, and run into everyone’s hot older brother over Christmas break because you never know who you might find.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">I’ll keep you updated on Big Brother, A, and Alumni over break! X’s and O’s,</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">Slampiece!</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">ATTENTION haters:</div><div class="MsoNormal"> I’m not going to date 3 people at once, don’t worry! (I wish I had no morals and could do this because that would make for a great blog series) Real slampieces have class, even if we don’t attend it.<br />
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</div>Slampiecehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14244819440350355791noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8284687405877417171.post-39110545248121839832010-12-14T20:00:00.001-08:002010-12-14T20:07:58.714-08:00This post has no point. FINALS<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'lucida grande';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"><b>Hello dearest readers,</b></span></span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'lucida grande';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"><b><br /></b></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'lucida grande';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"><b>Just wanted to give everyone much sorostitute luck on their finals this week and next!! (We know you'll do great with the test files at the house).</b></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'lucida grande';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"><b><br /></b></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'lucida grande';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"><b>Also, just because this is incredibly awesome, one of our readers stumbled upon our site by googling:</b></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'lucida grande';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"><b><br /></b></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'lucida grande';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"><b>"my current slampiece is the daughter of my dad's ex-slampiece</b></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(204, 51, 204); line-height: 19px; white-space: nowrap; font-family:'lucida grande';"><b>"</b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 19px; white-space: nowrap; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'lucida grande';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"><b><br /></b></span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 19px; white-space: nowrap; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'lucida grande';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"><b>That's all.</b></span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 19px; white-space: nowrap; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'lucida grande';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"><b><br /></b></span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 19px; white-space: nowrap; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'lucida grande';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"><b>Love you lots,</b></span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 19px; white-space: nowrap; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'lucida grande';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"><b>xoxo</b></span></span></span></span></div>Teasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12477534646357289731noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8284687405877417171.post-2944658392580610372010-12-04T18:20:00.000-08:002010-12-06T21:30:59.905-08:00MRS Degree<!--StartFragment--> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC0000;">Recently, we on the Sorostitute Stories have come under immense criticism and harsh fire for the posts and tweets about getting the coveted MRS degree. Naturally, we let such “haterz” roll off our backs, but the misconceptions and personal attacks are not only unnecessary, but also ignorant. The beauty of our blog, at least in my humble opinion, is that nobody knows if we are truly serious or sarcastically witty. We like to keep it that way.</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC0000;">On our team, we hold seven non-professional writers. Some are students- pre-laws, pre-health care professionals, future educators and nurses. We have girls in the working world making their own living and doing a fantastic job. So, you may be wondering what this MRS degree we keep talking about is. </span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC0000;"> </span></span></span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;">What it is:</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC0000;">The intention to have a long-term relationship during college (particularly senior year) that (hopefully) ends in a proposal</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC0000;"> </span></span></span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC0000;">The intentions of working independently or, ideally, alongside your husband until you shamelessly give up your career to raise children</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC0000;"> </span></span></span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC0000;">Cooking, baking, and cleaning to perfection because you ENJOY it</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC0000;"> </span></span></span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC0000;">Already picking out baby names with your friends so nobody can steal yours</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC0000;"> </span></span></span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC0000;">Planning parties for your hubby’s work friends</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC0000;"> </span></span></span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC0000;">Charity. Work.</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC0000;"> </span></span></span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC0000;">Sewing, crafting, and having “homemade tricks and fix-its” for the kids</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC0000;"> </span></span></span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC0000;">Being equally as proud of your husband as he is of you</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC0000;"> </span></span></span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;">What it is NOT:</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC0000;">Blowing off school and acting like a bimbo (Come on, what decent man wants to bring home and wife up a dumb girl with no education and life goals??)</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC0000;"> </span></span></span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC0000;">Being a gold digger (puh lease!)</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC0000;"> </span></span></span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC0000;">Being a housewife</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC0000;"> </span></span></span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC0000;">Being lazy or wasting space</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC0000;">TROPHY WIFE</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC0000;"> </span></span></span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC0000;">It’s no secret that when sorostitutes have set their mind to something, they will get it. And it is no secret that getting boys to date us and fall in love with us (and fall in love with them back) is part of our charm. Getting an MRS degree, however, is not at all a priority for girls like us. As a matter of fact, getting an MRS is proving harder than getting a degree in biology. Although all the cute pre-meds in the class don’t hurt ;)</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC0000;"> </span></span></span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC0000;"> </span></span></span></o:p></p> <!--EndFragment-->Teasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12477534646357289731noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8284687405877417171.post-91062545881679252172010-11-22T06:20:00.000-08:002010-11-22T17:20:59.634-08:00Your Srattiest Photo Contest WINNER!<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#073763;">Hey y'all, great job with all the Sratty Photos! We are so blessed to have so many followers on </span></span><a href="http://twitter.com/Sorostitutes"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#073763;">Our Twitter</span></span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#073763;"> and on the blog! We've been trying to update more but unfortunately every once in a while (read: the end of the semester) we need to do a little homework!</span></span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#073763;"><br /></span></span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#073763;">We got a lot of great submissions to the contest, and here are some of our favorites:</span></span><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_J0oFP4aSJ4s/TOp5_XXjvjI/AAAAAAAAABw/JIPk0sl9oXg/s1600/emilyjennings.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#073763;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_J0oFP4aSJ4s/TOp5_XXjvjI/AAAAAAAAABw/JIPk0sl9oXg/s320/emilyjennings.jpg" width="240" /></span></span></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#073763;">Emily and her freinds obviously took Slampiece's advice about Halloween Costumes! </span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Verdana, sans-serif;color:#073763;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#073763;"><br /></span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_J0oFP4aSJ4s/TOp6vDsncSI/AAAAAAAAAB4/CdvYu1oOYDE/s1600/nattyandaddy.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#073763;"><img border="0" height="240" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_J0oFP4aSJ4s/TOp6vDsncSI/AAAAAAAAAB4/CdvYu1oOYDE/s320/nattyandaddy.jpg" width="320" /></span></span></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#073763;">They didn't include their name in their email, but these ladies know how to "study" with class- Diet Coke, Crystal Light, Koozies and Tervis Tumblers! Srat on!</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#073763;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#073763;">Last, but certainly not least is our WINNER....</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center; "><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_J0oFP4aSJ4s/TOp6VxaPwsI/AAAAAAAAAB0/Oq3N3jimDYk/s1600/kkoko.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#073763;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_J0oFP4aSJ4s/TOp6VxaPwsI/AAAAAAAAAB0/Oq3N3jimDYk/s320/kkoko.jpg" width="240" /></span></span></a></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#073763;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: rgb(7, 55, 99); ">Kirsten sporting a Kate Spade iPhone case, baking and a homemade apron! A Sorostitute after our own hearts! However it wins the contest because it proves that she is the Sorostitute in our very favorite picture of all time!</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Verdana, sans-serif;color:#073763;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#073763;">She wins the ability to write a guest post for the Sorostitute Stories blog and some hand-crafted items from the Sorostitute Stories team! </span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#073763;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#073763;">xoxo until next time</span></span></div>Slampiecehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14244819440350355791noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8284687405877417171.post-28492794774575887962010-11-14T16:01:00.001-08:002010-11-14T21:07:06.611-08:00Teasing to Perfection<span class="Apple-style-span" style=" border-collapse: collapse; font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>Recently, we sorostitutes have been under the immense pressure to get the ring by spring. And although this seems like the utmost of importance to Slampiece and SouthernBelle, some of us have a little more time on our hands for matters of men.<br /><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>I am typing this on my Fratberry avoiding one of the most frightening of times- semiformal. Don't get me wrong, semiformal is a fun event, filled with booze, boys, and bars (everything we deny during recruitment). Alas, semiformal also involves dresses and dates, both of which are frightening...<br />I met this fratstar a few months back at the local bar. I was stumbling around per usual at 1:00 AM. It was almost bar close and BadHomance was making out with some guy against the pool table. Functional Alchie was of course smoozing fratties at the bar with her gorgeous eyes, perfectly blonde hair, and ability to take shots like they're water. Everything was going great, until HE started talking to me. Knowing his bad reputation on campus and avoiding ripping off his perfectly pressed Burberry button down, I naturally decided to tease him along and let him follow me and buy me drinks. Nothing happened and he went home with a bottom tier trashbag after chasing me out of the bar. </span></span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">Recently, we have reconnected. I learned that the only chapter he doesn't have a souvenir from is mine. I'm clearly not stupid and fully realized that this fratty wants to bang me and steal a t-shirt with letters on it for his wall of fame. After tricking him in to asking me to my own semi-formal, the plan was made. Make this guy fall in love with me, call him my slampiece to give him some "security" and find out all the dirt on him that I can o I can break his little heart. As some would say "playas gettin' played."</span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>Some followers have asked us to share our tips on flirting. I really can't do that all at once because, being the resident tease, I have accumulated many. However, it is imperative that you find out what type of guy he is. This particular fratstar, let's just call him Slammy from now on, is a go-getter. When he sees an opportunity, he grabs it. Therefore, you </span></span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">MUST PLAY THE GAME RIGHT BACK</span></span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"> when it comes to these guys. Never, instigate the conversation first. Make them work for your attention, which is usually okay with these ones since they like to be in control. Make sure you let him know you have other options and plans when he asks you out. Let him know you are the jealous type. It's okay to act bored around them at a bar because he will try to do anything to make you happy (buy you drinks). If you are going to a dance or date party, tell him he looks hot (not cute, not handsome, not good. HOT). Bite your lip, make it look like you can't resist him, move toward him and pull yourself back. This sets off a primal switch in their brain that makes them feel wanted and powerful. Once you see him smile, he's yours for the keeping. Now it's your turn to be one step ahead of him. Do not sleep with him. Do not do anything besides make out with him. "Because you really want to respect yourself and you values." The less attainable you are, the more he will want you. </span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>This is all I had so far on this ongoing drama. I will of course update it as we go on, and he continues to play me "behind my back" and as I forgo the proper etiquette of courtship and tease all the boys on this campus like it's going out of style. I don't need a ring yet, I just need a little debauchery...</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: small;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: small;">xoxo Tease</span></span></div>Teasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12477534646357289731noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8284687405877417171.post-8930346044394081422010-11-12T20:20:00.001-08:002010-11-12T20:20:12.391-08:00Ring By Spring- you have 6 months- here's how to do it (step 1)<div style="font: 12.0px Arial; line-height: 18.0px; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 18.0px 0.0px;">Slampiece here with some advice for you on getting that "Ring by Spring". I'm not saying I have one or will (or even want to) but I know many a senior (and more than a few wily juniors) who are sick of the run around and want the top fratdaddy to be theirs- fb offic and all. Being the resident serial dater, as well as an upperclasswoman, I have amassed a few tricks over the years to help you! This encompasses all areas of being a Sorostitute and will help you with everything- not just finding Mr. Right.</div><div style="font: 12.0px Arial; line-height: 18.0px; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 18.0px 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #8e7cc3;">Baking- </span></span>we say it time and time again, but baking and cooking for frats is really the easiest way into their hearts. Here are a few of my favorite recipes that are sure to win his heart through his stomach. Bringing bakedgoods is a great first impression or icebreaker for the fratdaddy you know, but have nothing to talk about with.</div><div style="font: 12.0px Arial; line-height: 18.0px; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 18.0px 0.0px;"><b>Slampiece's Secret Weapon Cookies</b></div><div style="font: 12.0px Arial; line-height: 18.0px; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 18.0px 0.0px;">Preheat oven to 350 degrees</div><div style="font: 12.0px Arial; line-height: 18.0px; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 18.0px 0.0px;"></div><div style="font: 12.0px Arial; line-height: 18.0px; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 18.0px 0.0px;"></div><ul><li>1 1/3 cup all purpose or baking flour</li>
<li>1 teaspoon baking powder</li>
<li>1 teaspoon baking soda</li>
<li>1/4 teaspoon salt</li>
<li>1 cup cooking oats (Quaker Oats in a can recommended)</li>
<li>1 cup m&ms in your fratdaddy's colors</li>
<li>1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips</li>
<li>1/2 cup brown sugar, packed</li>
<li>1/2 cup white sugar</li>
<li>1 fairly beaten egg</li>
<li>1/2 cup butter (melted in the microwave)</li>
<li>1 teaspoon vanilla</li>
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<div style="font: 12.0px Arial; line-height: 18.0px; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 18.0px 0.0px;">Mix the dry ingredients together in a large mixing bowl, making sure they are thoroughly mixed up. Then add wet ingredients, mixing with large spoon. You will probably want to use your hands to mix it when it starts to get hard to mix with a spoon. </div><div style="font: 12.0px Arial; line-height: 18.0px; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 18.0px 0.0px;">Roll dough into 1/2 inch balls and place on cookie sheet appoximately 1 inch apart. Bake at 350 degrees for 8-10 minutes, <i>put on crystal platter and run them down (warm) to your favorite frat. </i></div><div style="font: 12.0px Arial; line-height: 18.0px; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 18.0px 0.0px;"><b>Spicy Hot Chocolate</b></div><div style="font: 12.0px Arial; line-height: 18.0px; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 18.0px 0.0px;">Finals a<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">re around the corner, as is cold weather. Invite your prey (I mean future husband) over for a movie, hot chocolate and snacks as a </span>study break. Tell him your grandma makes the best spicy hot chocolate and you want to make it for him since its so cold out. </div><div style="font: 12.0px Arial; line-height: 18.0px; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 18.0px 0.0px;"></div><ul style="list-style-type: disc;"><li style="font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Arial; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">2 cups <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;">milk</span></li>
<li style="font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Arial; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">4 ounces <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;">bittersweet chocolate</span> or 4 ounces semisweet chocolate</li>
<li style="font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Arial; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">1/2 teaspoon <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;">instant coffee powder</span></li>
<li style="font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Arial; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">1/8 teaspoon <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;">ground nutmeg</span> </li>
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<div style="font: 12.0px Arial; line-height: 18.0px; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 18.0px 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 12px;">Put all ingredients into saucepan, heat over low setting until chocolate is fully melted. Increase temperature slightly until a boil starts. Remove from heat and whisk for 30 seconds. Return to heat until boiling point and repeat twice. Serve with a dash of cinnamon on top :)</span></span></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px Arial; line-height: 18.0px; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 18.0px 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #8e7cc3;">Formals/Date Parties/Semi-Formals</span></span></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px Arial; line-height: 18.0px; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 18.0px 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Hopefully one of your chapters still has at least one of these on the books for the semester. The best way to see if you can stand being a couple is the test of a formal. Can you pose for a million pictures together without biting off his head? Can he stand you when you are blackout? Can he dance? Are his freinds awkward around you or do they accept you into the group and vice versa.</span></div><div style="font: 12.0px Arial; line-height: 18.0px; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 18.0px 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">First off you have to ask him. It's great if you get the go-ahead from a sister or his brother, but try to do the actual asking yourself. Better yet, con him into asking <i>you</i>. </span></div><div style="font: 12.0px Arial; line-height: 18.0px; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 18.0px 0.0px;">Text/BBMing/Facebook chat is acceptable, however make sure that it is prior to 1am when you do the asking, also confirm by text as soon as possible the next day (after chatting banally about something else first, do not look desperate). If for some reason he declines next day, pretend you were drunk and/or it was one of your sisters. <u>Sorostitutes do not get rejected.</u></div><div style="font: 12.0px Arial; line-height: 18.0px; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 18.0px 0.0px;">If you have your eye on a date, have your freinds bring all his freinds. This is the easiest way to get a fratdaddy comfortable. Hopefully this doesn't backfire- they could end up ignoring you and pounding shots by themselves all night (should I do a post about last year's formal????)</div><div style="font: 12.0px Arial; line-height: 18.0px; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 18.0px 0.0px;">Hopefully you have a great table, you have fabulous pictures in the slideshow, you take home his tie/bowtie and he takes you home and the relationship is set into motion.</div><div style="font: 12.0px Arial; line-height: 18.0px; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 18.0px 0.0px;"><br />
</div><div style="font: 12.0px Arial; line-height: 18.0px; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 18.0px 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #8e7cc3;">Working out</span></span></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px Arial; line-height: 18.0px; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 18.0px 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Personally, I don't do this. I do a little flag-football every once and again for the benefit of the fratdaddy I am impressing but I try not to sully my nike shorts by sweating or engaging in too much activity. </span></div><div style="font: 12.0px Arial; line-height: 18.0px; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 18.0px 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">HOWEVER I realize that many better Sorostitutes than me go to the gym, run around the ocean/lake/fratrow and generally work out more than once a month. This can be an excellent way to get into yo</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">ur fratdaddy's heart. Most girls do anything they can to not have a fratdaddy see them when they are sweaty or working out but that is where you will have the advantage. </span></div><div style="font: 12.0px Arial; line-height: 18.0px; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 18.0px 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Start a conversation about how you want to do more than just use the elliptical but you don't know how to use the machines (even though you do). 9 times out of 10 this leads to a gym date where he spots you and you look like a super fit, fun girl. </span></div><div style="font: 12.0px Arial; line-height: 18.0px; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 18.0px 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Make sure your run takes you past his house. Twice. At times he's likely to be coming or going. I'm not going to explain to you how cute you will look jogging by with your iphone or ipod touch in lettered tee's and nike shorts. </span></div><div style="font: 12.0px Arial; line-height: 18.0px; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 18.0px 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Hopefully this has given you some ideas for how to snag the best fratdaddy you can. If you guys like it, I'll continue the series and if not, too bad I may anyhow ;) (I've had a few cocktails)</span></div><div style="font: 12.0px Arial; line-height: 18.0px; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 18.0px 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #674ea7;">XOXOX Slampiece</span></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px Arial; line-height: 18.0px; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 18.0px 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0b5394;">Email submissions: sorostitutestories@yahoo.com</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0b5394;">Send Twitpics on Twitter to: @sorostitutes</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0b5394;">The winner of our contest will be able to write a GUEST BLOG post on the site, as well as receive a carefully made picture frame for your winning photo crafted by the Sorostitutes team! (Southern Belle will probably puff-paint you a koozie as well) </span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #351c75; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">xoxo slampiece</span>Slampiecehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14244819440350355791noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8284687405877417171.post-75713902417785921222010-11-04T12:18:00.000-07:002010-11-04T12:18:42.668-07:00Personal Opinion on Greek Class Structure...AKA bottom tier=GDI<dt class="comment-author " id="c412557558968761475" style="background-position: 0px 1.5em; border-top-color: rgba(128, 128, 128, 0.496094); border-top-style: dashed; border-top-width: 1px; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 18px; margin-left: -45px; padding-left: 45px; padding-top: 1.5em;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: purple;">I was reading our comments just now when I came across another Sorostitute (below) who is bored in class as I am. She is basically asking if being in a bottom tier sorority is like being a GDI...or if you are, in fact, better off as a GDI if you are in one of these houses. Here is her Q and my personal opinion below!</span></dt><br />
<blockquote>Anonymous said...</blockquote><dd class="comment-body" id="Blog1_cmt-412557558968761475" style="color: #5a5a5a; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; margin-bottom: 0.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 25px; margin-top: 0.5em;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"></div><blockquote>A question to ponder while you're bored in class...</blockquote><blockquote>we all know that there are levels - good houses, medium houses, baaad houses. Clearly its best to be in a good house, better to be in a medium than none at all BUT</blockquote><blockquote>which is better, being in the worst house on campus (the ugly/socially awkward/really just sad girls) or a GDI? And by better, I mean which position is most likely to allow you a) to have some fun b) to find a man and c) to be the least pathetic</blockquote><blockquote>I know what I think, but what do 'yall think???</blockquote><br />
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</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: purple;">Slampiece Thinks:</span></b></div><div><!--StartFragment--><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US;">Being greek is not just about being popular, It helps to be in one of the best (if not THE best) houses on campus, as we Sorostitutes are, but being greek is about making friends for life, helping others and having a raging good time doing it. Even the socially awkward weirdo houses have frats just like them, and they can socialize and date in those confines. Being a GDI means you will be friends with just anyone, don't care as much about your future and have no goals. When we send girls through recruitment we can usually clearly see which girls will end up where, but what we tell them is true- you WILL end up where you belong. You wouldn't want to be in a top tier house if you were totally a weirdo misfit, you would hate it and never get out of it what others would. Conversely, if you are a nice girl with a good background and good social skills but you are certainly not outstanding in anyway, you will end up in a medium house and chances are you will have the time of your life and not pay too much attention to the fact that everyone else thinks you are mediocre. </span><!--EndFragment--></div><div><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US;"><br />
</span></div><div><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US;">That being said there is nothing like winning every award your entire four years in the chapter, nothing like having fratdaddies clamor to come to your events because they are "THE BEST", nothing like having parties and events every weekend. </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 16px;">We all know our freinds at <a href="http://totalfratmove.com/">TFM</a> think that if you aren't in the top 1 or 2 houses you might as well just go buy a hackysac and some cargo shorts and become a GDI. BUT the greek system doesn't work if you only have a few houses, those are lame schools in the middle of the country where being greek means absolutely nothing. True thriving greek systems need all the tiers, and if all the girls who got bids at crappy houses fled, then the whole thing folds. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 16px;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 16px;">As tolerant as I may seem, I <b>do </b>really hate when the really lame lower tier fratties I know post TFM's on their facebook, or when lower tier sorostitutes call them selves slampieces. </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 16px;"><br />
</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 16px;">THAT, my sisters, is a title you have to <i>earn ;)</i></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 16px;"><i>xoxo</i></span></span></div></dd>Slampiecehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14244819440350355791noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8284687405877417171.post-88622991963723889832010-11-04T10:49:00.000-07:002010-11-04T10:49:34.226-07:00I'd rather be tailgating<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #c27ba0;">I'd really rather be painting a cooler or tailgating right now, napping, shopping, crafting or doing really anything else. A</span></i></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #c27ba0;">las every once in a while you need to take a trip to the test library and brush up on some class work. For those of you currently also procrastinating on your adorable little Macbook Pro's, here is some Thursday afternoon reading:</span></i></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><a href="http://blogcritics.org/culture/article/north-meet-south-sorority-style/">Mason-Dixon War- Sorority Style</a> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #c27ba0;">(Sorostitutes love both South and Northern Sisters xo)</span></span><br />
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<blockquote><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 20px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #6aa84f;">You SHOULD coordinate your clothes. You SHOULD make him work for it. You SHOULD make sure that you have a "mom" in your group of friends. You SHOULD NEVER cry whilst drunk.</span></span></span></blockquote><a href="http://screwyouimhilarious.wordpress.com/2010/03/29/in-defense-of-sorostitutes/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">In Defense of Sorostitutes</span></a><br />
<a href="http://azadehdesign.com/sigma/manifesto.htm"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Sorority Manifesto</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #c27ba0;">- Excerpt:</span></span></span><br />
<blockquote><div style="font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Verdana; margin-bottom: 12px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #6aa84f;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I am a nice girl. I am the kind of girl you hope you will bring home to Thanksgiving dinner. I care about the elementary education of third world countries, I care about the op-ed in the Sunday New York Times, and my main goal in life is to have an engagement ring bigger than that of any girl I knew in high school.</span></span></span></div></blockquote><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #c27ba0;">xoxoxoxo Slampiece</span></span><br />
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</div>Slampiecehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14244819440350355791noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8284687405877417171.post-77506621754950619522010-11-02T22:14:00.000-07:002010-11-02T22:14:56.603-07:001st Ever Sorostitute Contest<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: lime;">Every true Sorostitute knows you can't get something for nothing, so our first ever Sorostitute Stories Contest will be starting as soon as we have 1,000 followers on twitter! The contest will be cute and funny, and all our readers and followers will be able partake in enjoying all submissions. The contest will be announced when we get to 1000 followers and as of this moment, we have 720 followers, so get RTing and following, loves! </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: lime;">Oh! I forgot to add that the prize will be in true Sorostitute Story fashion, also announced when we hit 1,000 followers on twitter! </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">xoxo stay sratty and frat hard</span>Slampiecehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14244819440350355791noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8284687405877417171.post-3605826976357644342010-11-02T09:55:00.000-07:002010-11-02T13:00:32.971-07:00American Sweethearts<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;">As you know, today is an important election day. As Americans, it is our right and duty to vote for the middle-age upper-class white males that our daddies tell us to vote for, for the sake of our taxes and our rights, of course. Okay, I kid...</span></span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;">In all seriousness, however, it is also important to remind our lovely Sorostitutes that being an American Sweetheart is what we are born and raised to do. NOBODY bakes a peach cobbler as tasty, drives a truck on the ranch as adorably, wears cowgirl hat and boots as precisely, lavishes in Lilly Pulitzer as obsessively, and drives the boys as crazy as WE do. Sorostitutes are the epitome and paradigm of American girls. </span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><br /></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;">Yes, being a Sorostitute means being </span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;">debaucherous and outrageous, but it also means living up to the ideals of the fraternity and being your absolute best, carrying yourself with the dignity and grace that women before you saw in yourself enough to extend you a bid. We may be "Greek" on the outside, but these values are inherently American.</span></span></span></div></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><br /></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;">Ladies and gents, be sure to go out and vote today, and put into actions these values. Besides, you really don't want those GDIs to rule the polls do you? ;)</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><br /></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;">xoxo</span></span></span></div>Teasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12477534646357289731noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8284687405877417171.post-1314135196665679452010-11-01T19:43:00.001-07:002010-11-01T19:52:40.256-07:00Our Featured Guide to BrosHey y'all,<br /><br />Welcome to all of our new readers!! We were recently featured on StatusBro.com in a BROg post called "A Girl's Guide to Bros." Check it out! <br /><a href="http://www.statusbro.com/content/sorostitute-stories-girls-guide-bros">http://www.statusbro.com/content/sorostitute-stories-girls-guide-bros</a><div><br /></div><div>xoxo sorostitutes<br /><br /></div>Teasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12477534646357289731noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8284687405877417171.post-87385884192020128652010-11-01T14:36:00.000-07:002010-11-01T14:36:07.141-07:00The essentials that every sorostitute needs in her closet<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #5a5a5a; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">One of our loyal followers asked for a post about the essentials for every Sorostitutes closet, so here is a post for Holly on what is in the walk in of our Srat castle.</span></span><br />
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<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #5a5a5a; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">A reader commented asking for new and fresh ideas for her fratdaddy's formal giftbasket (besides cooler, etc). How about matching koozies for the two of you? or matching gameday buttons? anything matchy is right up my alley, however any post-game hangover remedies are always appreciated </span></span></li>
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<ul><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #666666;">When in doubt, think of that poor, martyred pi phi rush chair who sent out that absolute BIBLE of an email to her chapter. (I won't link because if you haven't read it you are a GDI who hasn't had internet access in 18 months) </span></span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #666666;">Tory flats, Jack Rogers, Sundresses in summer and cashmere in fall. Think Jcrew, Vinyard Vines, Polo tennis dresses, lacoste and Sperry's for the yacht (or all the time, right Southern Belle?)</span></span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #666666;">Family Time is NEVER wasted- Match your purse to Mommy Dearest and you are sure to get an extra allowance next month in the bank acct, wear the Yurman or Tiffany studs your Gram gave you for your birthday and expect another well-earned present for thanksgiving! </span></span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #666666;">Sample- Home for a long weekend in Fall: </span></span></span></li>
<ul><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #666666;">Friday- "traveling" outfit- belted oversized cashmere sweater, Tory flats and dark skinnys with an oversized longchamp. </span></span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #666666;">Saturday at the hunting house waiting for daddy and fratdaddy- Patagonia, Jcrew cords, uggs and a matching VV headband</span></span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #666666;">Sunday brunch- lilly dress with shrug, Jack Rodgers flats (or sandals if you live below the Mason-Dixon)</span></span></span></li>
</ul></ul><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">Theme Party Wardrobe</span></span><br />
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<ul><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;">Theme parties are my <i>absolute favorite</i>. I would turn down the governors ball for a good theme party. ABC, toga, neon, The Letter _, anything except redneck/GDI themed parties and I am there. Over my years in the Srat, I have amassed a great collection of random costumes- and I suggest you and your girls start immediately.</span></span></span></li>
<ul><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">Neon American Apparel Leggings in at least 3 colors</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">oversized vnecks and tights in matching colors</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">Glitter</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">Ties- not ugly rejects </span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">Cute RLPolo patterened twin sheets in matching themes (toga) </span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">Caution Tape (ABC)</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">Old Prom Dresses and Formal Dresses</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">Pirate hat, sailor hat, nurse hat, trucker hat, cowboy hat</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">Do you know how to make a tshirt dress with an xxl tee?</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">colored hair spray</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">flesh colored leotard</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">cat ears, devil horns, halo and wings</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">boarding school/prep school/catholic school uniform </span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">cute wedding-looking dress</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">golf clothes </span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">trashy club clothes (eurotrash)</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">beret (tour de franzia)</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">Ugly Christmas Sweater</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">Any holiday themed Claire's headband, bows, etc</span></span></li>
</ul></ul><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">Here are the basics of a Sratty wardrobe, as compiled by Slampiece during a boring lecture. Comment with suggestions, things I missed, etc . </span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">xoxo</span></span>Slampiecehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14244819440350355791noreply@blogger.com86